Oh very funny Mr. Improbability Drive. You know how much this is going to get in the way of my work?

[CLANG]

Sorry about that...

Ergh. At least I can breath in space, now.Residents of 3-30. I won't be home for a few days, thanks to not being able to fit through the door. Don't sell all of my stuff, please ( Read more... )

Dear residents of the Thor,
Alright, before everyone goes off the deep end and assumes we're all going to die, why don't all of you scientists-types help me out with something.

Anyone recognize these?
( image here )

Testing. Testing. Tes-

G-Stone Resonator Activated. Guide attachment accepted.
Amplify
[And Renee's voice kicks in.]

Alright, I don't know how long this will last, but it should reach anyone who has a G-Stone. Or even, if I'm lucky, a J-Jewel...

This is Lieutenant Renee Cardiff-Shishioh, Commander of the Earthling Special Forces Unit Chaucer ( Read more... )

[The guide clicks on, showing the common room of 3-30, the view skewed by the way the computer had been tossed onto the couch. Renee comes on screen, murmuring quietly to something in her arms.]

Hey, Junior. What's wrong, huh?

[She turns, and yes, she's holding one of those egg-babies from the home-ec class. It is fussing quietly.]Shh. Alright, ( Read more... )

Sigh

I guess this is a bit late but...according to my time-clock, yesterday was some big American holiday, right? And its not like anyone from my world can hear this but...

Swan, Stallion, Mic, and all the rest of the American GGG members and Dad, Happy Thanksgiving. I miss you guys a bunch, and hope you're safe wherever you've ended up ( Read more... )

[There is a pink-haired woman glaring at her guide.]

If you have information on any of the following topics, I would like to speak to you.

1) Magrethea
2) Alternate Realities
3) Cyborgs
4) G-Stones
5) Pas-Q Machines or other large-scale replicators

Thank you for your time.
- Renee Cardiff-Shishioh